A Realistic Show?!

[Maverick]

Come on now, a First Blood and a Submission match? We can't possibly let this be the first PPV in AWO history that doesn't involve some sort of bizarre steel structure or an outrageously tacky gimmick match?

Clearly now the onus is on Bond and Spaz to have a match with the most far-flung, inexplicable and unbelievable set of rules ever stipulated.

[Curtis Knight]

Here Here.

[Scruffy Dog]

Need I remind you of the Yuletide Merriment match? That's enough ridiculous for the time being.

[Chris Bond]

One Word.
Two syllabuls.

FLAMINGTABLESONAPOLEONTOPOFACELL...HELL!

...erm, sorry, had an Ice Rock moment there for a second.

Sorry.

It's up to Spaz.

That's how I roll.