Post by Cheap Shot on Jan 22, 2005 3:18:18 GMT 10
At first glance, Bond roleplays are initially a mishmash of dry wit and empty threats, however, upon closer inspection, Bond's efforts do indeed take on a strong theological tone.
Take this extract from the epic roleplay published by Bond alluding to his death. "God, won't he shut up? Please God.. let me die now. Please.. end it now."
'They'll all say you're a joke. A puppet. A nobody.'
"God.. kill me.. please.. finish the job... please..."
This points to a belief in God, but also in God's profound ability to give and take life. Bond, living in the Godless swamps of Indiana, can never have been exposed to this kind of theology before. The answer? Bond is the ORIGINATOR of Christian theology - the author of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A cursory glance at the style of the scrolls shows a distinctly Bond-esque tone, not to mention a penchant for the southern cookin' of his native Indiana.
These facts, while shocking, I have reason to believe, are the truth. Believe them or not, this is evidence that Chris Bond is not the man we once thought him to be, but indeed, something far, far greater. The truth? Only Bond can ever know.
Take this extract from the epic roleplay published by Bond alluding to his death. "God, won't he shut up? Please God.. let me die now. Please.. end it now."
'They'll all say you're a joke. A puppet. A nobody.'
"God.. kill me.. please.. finish the job... please..."
This points to a belief in God, but also in God's profound ability to give and take life. Bond, living in the Godless swamps of Indiana, can never have been exposed to this kind of theology before. The answer? Bond is the ORIGINATOR of Christian theology - the author of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A cursory glance at the style of the scrolls shows a distinctly Bond-esque tone, not to mention a penchant for the southern cookin' of his native Indiana.
These facts, while shocking, I have reason to believe, are the truth. Believe them or not, this is evidence that Chris Bond is not the man we once thought him to be, but indeed, something far, far greater. The truth? Only Bond can ever know.
