Post by Prez Shay on Jan 22, 2005 3:44:26 GMT 10
It is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. Did Lee Harvey Oswald REALLY shoot JFK? Or rather, was he alone? Or was someone else out there on that grassy knoll? Was someone even... orchestrating the whole afternoon, in a way that Lee Harvey was sure to take the blame?
Indeed, many conspiracies have risen over the past decades, but none so compelling as the one you are about to hear. For I give you, for the first time, the true account of events as I see them. And the murderer, the man on that grassy knoll... was none other than Chris Bond!
"Why, that's ludicrous," you say. Or IS IT?
First of all, lets look at Bond's three choices for wrestlers. We have Chris Bond, someone who could be seen as a Secret Agent. We have The Terminator, a robot hell-bent on destruction and the end of all human life. And last, we have Aryan, a Nazi-loving, American-hating son of a bitch.
And if you put all of them together, what do you get? An American hating killing machine - but one who is smooth and swarve enough to charm Lee Harvey Oswald into taking the blame. A coincidence? By itself... that may be the case.
But those facts are not alone. Take for example, the following:
John Fitch, guilty? It's a certainty. But will he go to jail for the crime that he so obviously committed? Maybe, in time. But only if he keeps making the obvious clues, the desperate reaching outs, begging to be caught, such as shooting himself in the face. But unless he makes more of these mistakes... who knows when you'll next be assassinated... by Chris Bond?
Indeed, many conspiracies have risen over the past decades, but none so compelling as the one you are about to hear. For I give you, for the first time, the true account of events as I see them. And the murderer, the man on that grassy knoll... was none other than Chris Bond!
"Why, that's ludicrous," you say. Or IS IT?
First of all, lets look at Bond's three choices for wrestlers. We have Chris Bond, someone who could be seen as a Secret Agent. We have The Terminator, a robot hell-bent on destruction and the end of all human life. And last, we have Aryan, a Nazi-loving, American-hating son of a bitch.
And if you put all of them together, what do you get? An American hating killing machine - but one who is smooth and swarve enough to charm Lee Harvey Oswald into taking the blame. A coincidence? By itself... that may be the case.
But those facts are not alone. Take for example, the following:
- It seems that history has left more a subtle clue for us. John Fitch. A nice, respectable name. But not when you look at the initials JFK. John F Kennedy... or... 'John Fitch - Killer?!'
- John F Kennedy was reknowned for being a good man, but a fact that was less known was his womanising ways. If Bond knew about his adultery, being the initiater of Christianity, he wouldn't have been able to stand having his country lead by such a sin-happy President. An excuse to kill a man? Perhaps not. But perhaps exactly what Bond needed to be pushed over the edge.
- JFK died from a bullet wound. By killing HIMSELF with a gunshot, one could almost assume Bond is begging to be caught, his guilty conscience now forcing him to leave even the most obvious of clues.
- And lastly, perhaps the most compelling of all evidence against Bond: When asked where he was the day of JFK's murder, he couldn't respond. He CLAIMED he wasn't anywhere. But when asked if he had an alibi for his being 'nowhere' there was none.
John Fitch, guilty? It's a certainty. But will he go to jail for the crime that he so obviously committed? Maybe, in time. But only if he keeps making the obvious clues, the desperate reaching outs, begging to be caught, such as shooting himself in the face. But unless he makes more of these mistakes... who knows when you'll next be assassinated... by Chris Bond?