Post by Nick Polowy on Jan 22, 2005 6:50:15 GMT 10
Babies are cute... Most of the time. People admire their little faces, and large eyes, but soon the babies grow up to be ugly little bastards, no longer adorable... Well, I have been informed that Chris Bond, the man who we have not seen much lately, has actually been taking care of his new born children, who have appearently SKIPPED the cute stage in life. I have taken it upon myself to further research this curious event.
I checked on the supposive doctor, who supposively said that he supposively brought these twins into this world. He supposively regrets supposively delivering these babies, because the fact is... is that they dont BELONG in this world. The children are reported to have three eyes, green, slimy skin, and freaked up teeth, with points on the ends.
The mother supposively, looks like a human, but is claimed to be in a human disguise, hiding her true identity as an alien.
Futher updates will follow...
I checked on the supposive doctor, who supposively said that he supposively brought these twins into this world. He supposively regrets supposively delivering these babies, because the fact is... is that they dont BELONG in this world. The children are reported to have three eyes, green, slimy skin, and freaked up teeth, with points on the ends.
The mother supposively, looks like a human, but is claimed to be in a human disguise, hiding her true identity as an alien.
Futher updates will follow...
