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Post by Cheap Shot on Jan 24, 2005 16:50:27 GMT 10
Chris Bond - practically creator of the human cosmos in which we exist from day-to-day. For Bond, anything is possible. Life and death are firmly under his steely control, however, we have to assume that Bond is human. And humans have various instincts that must be satisfied, including the sexual drive.
But Bond wouldn't settle for your normal girl - he could have any woman he wanted, any woman in the cosmos would flock to Bond. But no, Bond had to go one step better. Bond CREATED a creature to satisfy his sexual drive. How? I don't know. But who? The answer is right before your eyes.
Clearly, any woman that Bond created for himself would have the same interests as he, and his primary interest being Professional Wrestling, who's to say that within the ranks of the WWE Divas, there isn't a machine created BY Bond, FOR Bond. There is. And her name is Lita.
Remember that match with Trish Stratus? Lita botched a plancha to the outside of the ring, landing RIGHT ON HER NECK, yet she got right back up. Human? I don't think so. This is just a fraction of the evicence pointing to the fact that she ain't no WWE Diva. Lita is Bond's robotic sex slave. She appears injury prone, but this only happens when Bond summons her to satisfy his cosmic sexual appetite.
If this is so, and it is, then Chris Bond is likely living it up right now with his Robo-Slut. If you take a break from your bride and read this, Bond, we're onto you. And we're sickened by the abuse of your cosmic power. Chris Bond. Man? Or something less humane?
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Post by Prez Shay on Jan 24, 2005 17:38:11 GMT 10
I think it's quite clear that robots are lurking throughout the WWE. But when that becomes obvious, we must ask ourselves... what else? What other creatures make up the WWE Roster? The answer is shocking, and frightening... but it is the truth, and it must be told.
And for this answer... one must only look to the past. One must only look back to the time of the Ministry. And one must look directly at... the Brood.
Christian. Now, Captain Charisma. A lame, pathetic wrestler guarded by Tyson Tomko. But is that the whole story? Seems not so long ago, Christian was none other than the living dead. That's right, back in the brood, he was a vampire. Did the WWE just forget to mention that... or did those higher up also get converted, turning them into vampires also? Ask yourself this... when was the last time you personally saw any of the MacMahon family walking out in the sun? I think I can rest my case on that one.
But knowing this... who ELSE lurking through the WWE are vampires? Well, they gave us the most obvious indication of that, didn't they? All one has to do is look to Blade: Trinity to see a very familiar face. Indeed... Triple H!
And in the credits, if you'd care to look, you may see something important. You may see that it says "Starring Triple H... as himself."
Himself? Himself as in... his true vampire presence? Clearly. So next time Triple H is in trouble in a cage match don't be surprised if you see Ric Flair or Batista flying over the cage wall to aid him. I know I certainly won't.
And with both things said, is it not true we've stumbled across one of the most unexpected and shocking storyline twists for the near future? Surely there could be no greater fued than... Triple H's vampires Vs Bond's Robots! Sure, we've seen only one of Bond's robots as of yet, but who knows how many Robot Brides he could have created? Trish Stratus? Sable? Rico? No one can be trusted.
So expect it ladies and gentlemen. Because it's coming. And when it's Vampires against Robots... no one is safe.
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Post by Cheap Shot on Jan 24, 2005 17:40:23 GMT 10
Why not come up with a PLAUSIBLE theory next time, jackass? How could that possibly be true?
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Post by Prez Shay on Jan 24, 2005 17:44:13 GMT 10
... what?!?!?
I thought, maybe, just maybe, the fun of putting in amusing theories about Bond could be enough for you to let this damn thing slide. But no... you have to o ruin everything, don't you?
You're so fucking... argghh!!
By the way, my theory was a lot better than yours. Bond as the creator of the cosmos? I guess his sweet nothings finally won you over.
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Post by Cheap Shot on Jan 24, 2005 17:45:32 GMT 10
You know, I have my theories that YOU'RE Aryan, pal. And you know what that means?
That means you're also Bond. So you WOULD say that, wouldn't you?
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Post by Prez Shay on Jan 24, 2005 17:49:03 GMT 10
Sigh, forget it. I'm done with this. I have results to write.
And trust me... I'm going to have LOT of fun with the Main Event...
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Post by Cheap Shot on Jan 24, 2005 17:51:11 GMT 10
Can't we put aside the fact that you're a biased, cheating gimp, just for these one results?
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Post by The Floppy Disk on Jan 26, 2005 21:24:03 GMT 10
bond is a crab monster sitting under a rock with a magic feather. this magic feather commands him to rule the seals. And through there leaping in circles and ball playing shananigans control mankind thru hypnosis. Then Bond makes them all stupid and forget that all humans are actually 1000 feet tall robots from mars.
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Post by Ice Rock on Jan 27, 2005 10:13:38 GMT 10
the funny thing is, now that Cheap Shot somehow won the main event, he's gonna let all this slide and youre not gonna hear nothing about shay being a cheater until he loses to shay next poison and has to retire....i hope he loses big time
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Post by The Floppy Disk on Jan 27, 2005 21:57:47 GMT 10
its possible for anyone to win. The amount of RPs ppl do is a factor aswell, can hardly expect shay to give someone a win for 1 good Rp if the opponent has 5 moderate ones. They show more committment to the AWO
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Post by Prez Shay on Jan 28, 2005 22:52:38 GMT 10
Ahh Floppy. He just completely summarised my point in an argument I had a few days ago against someone. Well done. (And I dont mean the robots from mars, I mean the last post you did.)
Anyway, Ice Rock. He will lose big time. You can be sure of that.
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