Captain D.

[Captain D.]

Real Name:
Like you don't already know...

AIM:
...

MSN Mess:
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Wrestler's Name:
Captain D.

Marital Status:
Divorced

Wrestler's Gender:
Male

Alignment:
Face

Type of Wrestler:
Technical mastermind (but only when provoked.)

Wrestler's Height:
6'0"

Wrestler's Weight:
140 lbs.

Wrestler's Build:
Slim... but docile.

Pic Base:
Johnny Depp (as Willy Wonka)

Entrance Theme:
"When You Wish Upon A Star"

Moves Wrestler Performs:
Arm bar, body slams, the average moves in an arsenal. He can even do a missile dropkick--but only when provoked! He is however quite handy with any technical move, and he's even dabbled in the submissions area a little.

Signature Moves:
-The DDT
-Spinebuster

Finisher #1:
"The Curtain Call"
Description:
Captain D. stands in front of his opponent, sometimes even going as far as to help them up. He then proceeds to execute his most effective finishing maneuver, DDP's Diamond Cutter.

Finisher #2:
"Greeting's from Dr. Sockenstein!"
Description:
Captain D. pulls a puppet out of his hat, a sock puppet named Dr. Sockenstein, which he then proceeds to place on his hand and insert it into his opponent's mouth, squeezing at the Mandible. (Also known as the Mandible Claw in the WWE.)

Finisher #3:
"My Hat is Off To You!"
Description:
Captain D. rarely uses this maneuver, and only when he feels as though there is no alternative. When the referee is down or his back is turned, Captain D. quietly walks to his corner, picks his top hat up and returns to his opponent. He places his top hat over his opponent's head and pulls it down, over his opponent's face. He then proceeds to take his cane and smack it over his opponent's head a few times.
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History:
Captain D. was once a beloved children's show host. His show, "Captain D. and the Magical World of Muppets" was seen in 19 different countries and was number one here in the United States. That was up until Barney the Dinosaur came along and took his time slot and most of his fan base. But Captain D.'s motto was "Forgive and Forget."

D. was working late one night, like many times before, but when he came home, he heard some noise from his bedroom. He thought something was happening to his wife. He grabbed his cane and burst through the door, only to find his wife in the arms of Bozo the Clown. Let's just say, his wife had a different kind of balloon animal in her bed.

Angered, but silent about it, D. just left. He quietly gathered his belongings and left, and checked into a motel room. The next day on the air, things exploded. He just went crazy. He blew up on the air and began yelling obscenities at the little children. Amongst the masses of crying children, D. found himself in a corner quietly listening to his only friends.. the puppets from his show.

Of course D. lost his job, and what else? He was placed in an insane asylum, where he continued to befriend his puppet friends. When he was released after three years, his career and marriage were both over. So he had nothing to do but become a recluse. And all those years of sitting alone in his home caused him to relapse into his former days of a children's show host. In fact, permanently etched in his mind is the faces of those crying children from all those years ago. This is why some believe he refuses to use fowl language. In fact, the only time anything negative comes from his direction is when his puppet friend, Negative Nancy spews it from her gullet.

D. is thought to be a generally happy man now-a-days. He's trying to regain his fame, and since Hollywood has shunned him, he's decided to give professional wrestling a try. (It was what he would watch in his spare time between shows.) D. is surprisingly an awesome ring technician, but rarely uses it. He believes that violence is only the last resort, and will only use it when he deems necessary.