Post by Scruffy Dog on Jan 13, 2008 21:33:01 GMT 10
It's been a few days now without any action on the AWO promo front, and the crowd is getting restless after being teased by some huge build ups for the three scheduled matches of Resolution. The crowd themselves having long tired of gamble hopscotch and gamble Pog now find themselves not only broke, but also tiring of gamble parcheesi. Finally though, something occurs which cuts through the boredom like a knife. The AWOTron flares to life to show Scruffy Dog sitting in his locker room, with head resting against his hand looking extremely bored! Well, actually, that doesn't seem to cut through the boredom so much as remind the crowd of how bored they are... but that's only until Scruffy Dog finally speaks.
Scruffy Dog: "What's happening Ice? Dog got your tongue? I throw all these insults and names at you and instead of coming back at me in a rage you... you disappear? I've been waiting for days now for a rebuttal, but you've simply been nowhere to be seen. I wasn't expecting a lot from you at Resolution Ice Rock, but I have to say... I wasn't expecting you to be a coward."
Scruffy Dog shakes his head, the crowd boos.
Scruffy Dog: "I mean sure, maybe there's a reasonable excuse for why you haven't come back with some insults of your own, or to try and tell me why I don't stand a chance in the match or hell... even just to attack me again while I'm not prepared - since that's about the only way you seem to be able to get the upper hand. And now I know you can't tell me that you're out spending time with family because you kicked them to the curb already, or so I remember you claiming. So that means I know what you're going to say. You're going to tell me that you were out training for our big match and as such didn't have time to reply or didn't see what I said. And that's good in a way. It makes sense that you would want to train as much as possible... and maybe learn a few more than your four standard moves before we face off in the main event at Resolution. However, both of those excuses are incredibly lame considering one of the times I insulting your name I then walked right past you and out of the arena without you saying a word."
Scruffy Dog sighs a disappointed sigh.
Scruffy Dog: "So really, the only reasons left for why you wouldn't have given me a retort by now would be that either... you're not intelligent enough to think of the right words - which granted, is entirely possible in your case... or you're just too afraid to try and start me again. Too afraid to throw some words at me that you KNOW you're going to be eating later, after you tap out at Resolution."
Scruffy Dog smiles an all knowing smile, but it disappears quickly.
Scruffy Dog: "Whatever the reason Ice, don't worry too much. If I have to be the only one to promo for this match, I will. If I have to be the only one to entertain the crowd and get the hype up for this match, I will. It's not really that important that you aren't showing up anyway, to be completely honest. After all, the crowd is only going to be watching our match for my sake anyway, so why shove something down their throats that they don't even want... i.e. you."
And with that, the AWOTron fades to black once again.
Scruffy Dog: "What's happening Ice? Dog got your tongue? I throw all these insults and names at you and instead of coming back at me in a rage you... you disappear? I've been waiting for days now for a rebuttal, but you've simply been nowhere to be seen. I wasn't expecting a lot from you at Resolution Ice Rock, but I have to say... I wasn't expecting you to be a coward."
Scruffy Dog shakes his head, the crowd boos.
Scruffy Dog: "I mean sure, maybe there's a reasonable excuse for why you haven't come back with some insults of your own, or to try and tell me why I don't stand a chance in the match or hell... even just to attack me again while I'm not prepared - since that's about the only way you seem to be able to get the upper hand. And now I know you can't tell me that you're out spending time with family because you kicked them to the curb already, or so I remember you claiming. So that means I know what you're going to say. You're going to tell me that you were out training for our big match and as such didn't have time to reply or didn't see what I said. And that's good in a way. It makes sense that you would want to train as much as possible... and maybe learn a few more than your four standard moves before we face off in the main event at Resolution. However, both of those excuses are incredibly lame considering one of the times I insulting your name I then walked right past you and out of the arena without you saying a word."
Scruffy Dog sighs a disappointed sigh.
Scruffy Dog: "So really, the only reasons left for why you wouldn't have given me a retort by now would be that either... you're not intelligent enough to think of the right words - which granted, is entirely possible in your case... or you're just too afraid to try and start me again. Too afraid to throw some words at me that you KNOW you're going to be eating later, after you tap out at Resolution."
Scruffy Dog smiles an all knowing smile, but it disappears quickly.
Scruffy Dog: "Whatever the reason Ice, don't worry too much. If I have to be the only one to promo for this match, I will. If I have to be the only one to entertain the crowd and get the hype up for this match, I will. It's not really that important that you aren't showing up anyway, to be completely honest. After all, the crowd is only going to be watching our match for my sake anyway, so why shove something down their throats that they don't even want... i.e. you."
And with that, the AWOTron fades to black once again.