Post by Ice Rock on Jan 21, 2008 13:52:19 GMT 10
~it's early in the evening and the crowd of gamblers have decided to take a nap since nothing is happening again in the AWO. They are suddenly awoken from the sound system blaring "Welcome To Detroit" as Ice Rock comes storming out of the backstage onto the entrance ramp. The Paparazzi is following him snapping pictures. He looks back and seems to be a bit ticked off because of this as he continues walking down to the ring. He slides into the ring and the ring announcer throws him a mic.~
Ice Rock: Damnit! If one of you dumbskulls step into the ring i swear on my life i'll drop you to the mat so fast your head'll be flying towards the New England Patriots end zone. If I knew screwing Lohan an Spears in one night was going to cause this much media attention i woulda just screwed a damn porn star instead...Anyways, Bond, Bond, Bond. Who knew that talking about your low class ass for a few minute and making one smart remark would light a spark in your ass. But the thing is, why in gods name would you be worried about what i have to say about you when you have a match with Spaz at Resolution. I wouldn't be worried about me, but instead i'd be worried about what he's going to do to you. I mean come on. I'm not even on your radar right now. I did it to put one over on Scruffy. But it's nice to know you pay so much attention to what I say. Just like what the rest of the world now a days.
~Ice Rock flips off a paparazzi and continues to speak.~
Ice Rock: Now that i've got that off of my chest, onto Scruffy Dog. What's wrong Scruffy? Cat got your tongue? Haven't heard from you since I embarassed your ass the other night. Or have you been having trouble finding a mic since i took them all from you then? Here's one in my hand, shouldn't be that hard to find another one man. Oh well, it's not that big of a deal anyways. I told you i was sick and tired of listening to your voice anyways, so it's actually a bonus for me. Everywhere's I go, I hear people asking me what i'm going to do to you in our next match. It's quite simple actually. I'm going to make you tap out or i'll make you scream that you quit from the top of your lungs. No matter what submission move I lock on you i'm not letting go because i'll be dead center in the ring with no where's for you to go. To far for you to grab for the ropes. and you'll be too tired from the hell i'm going to unleash on you to try to reverse it so i'll be walking out with MY world championship come the end of the night. Before that though, i'll probably be bashing your head in with any weapon i can get my hands on. I'll bash your brains in with a steel chair. I'll be flying off of ladders and slamming them into you. I'll find my favorite weapon which is a sledge hammer with barb wire wrapped around the head of it and slam it into your chest and forhead. My destiny is soon approaching. The clock is ticking on your reign on the top of the AWO. Wait, actually Scrufster, i've knocked you down off of that. We're on the same playing field right now. We both claim to be world champion. We both say that the title belongs to us. Both some next sunday Scruffy, we're going to both be in the middle of this ring and i'm going to show the world who the better man is. And that is going to be proven to be me my old friend. Cry Wolf is history. Friendships is pushed aside. The only thing that still joins us together is a world title hanging in the balance. Soon that will be over with as well. After sunday night, i'll be the last one standing and you'll be left to remember what once was. What once was a great champion but let his ego tear him apart from the bottom of the foundation of his very being turning him into the shell of a man he once was. You'll be left to pick up the pieces and wonder what went wrong.
~Ice Rock looks at the entrace way and smiles invisioning the future.~
Ice Rock: I can see it now. A wrestler that's bound to be world champion against you Scruffy Dog. A man who used to be great but let his world shatter piece by piece until it was too late. Once the bell rings it'll be shown that I was and always will be the dominant one of the two of us.
~Ice Rock scratches his chin for a moment before he speaks again.~
Ice Rock: Everyone knows my favorite thing to talk about is wrestling politics, i'm going to talk about my second favorite thing to talk about these days to show the difference between the two of us. That's American politics. You might not know much about it but i'll make it simple for you. I look at you and if you were a politician, you would be a guy named George Bush. We know him well because he's the president of America as we speak. He is all about power and keeping america the way it is today. It's not bad but it's also not great. Then you look at me. I would compare myself to a guy named Barack Obama. He's all about the future. He's all about bringing great change to america. Great things can come from this great man if only he's given a chance. How does this compare to me and you? It's quite simple actually. You are the present. You are what the AWO looks at as their leader in war. You were through many great wars with the AWO and nobody can take that away from you. But it's time for you to step aside and let the future shine. That's where I come in. I'm all about change and making this federation a better place. I invision great things for the federation. I want to bring this federation back on an active schedule and bring it back to the top of the wrestling industry. A few people have been on top of the AWO as champion but it hasn't helped the federation any. But when i win and become sole champion of the AWO, I can see great things happening. You'll have media attention and when there's media attention more and more people start to take notice and things change. The AWO becomes popular once again and BOOM! We're back on top of the wrestling industry. And now to address what these media hounds have been after tonight...
~Ice Rock looks down at the Paparazzi shaking his head then smirks.~
Ice Rock: I'm not going to lie like a certain former president of the United States, one I actually respected. But here it goes...I did have sexual relations with them two women. Several times in the past few weeks. I did take them many positions....at several times in the past few weeks. And if one or both of them end up pregnant, it was probably not me because i doubled up on EVERY occasion I was with them. Now if you don't mind you media hounds, i've got shit to take care of.
~"Welcome To Detroit" blares through the sound system as Ice Rock leaves the ring wtih the Paparazzi follows him to the back through the curtain.~
Ice Rock: Damnit! If one of you dumbskulls step into the ring i swear on my life i'll drop you to the mat so fast your head'll be flying towards the New England Patriots end zone. If I knew screwing Lohan an Spears in one night was going to cause this much media attention i woulda just screwed a damn porn star instead...Anyways, Bond, Bond, Bond. Who knew that talking about your low class ass for a few minute and making one smart remark would light a spark in your ass. But the thing is, why in gods name would you be worried about what i have to say about you when you have a match with Spaz at Resolution. I wouldn't be worried about me, but instead i'd be worried about what he's going to do to you. I mean come on. I'm not even on your radar right now. I did it to put one over on Scruffy. But it's nice to know you pay so much attention to what I say. Just like what the rest of the world now a days.
~Ice Rock flips off a paparazzi and continues to speak.~
Ice Rock: Now that i've got that off of my chest, onto Scruffy Dog. What's wrong Scruffy? Cat got your tongue? Haven't heard from you since I embarassed your ass the other night. Or have you been having trouble finding a mic since i took them all from you then? Here's one in my hand, shouldn't be that hard to find another one man. Oh well, it's not that big of a deal anyways. I told you i was sick and tired of listening to your voice anyways, so it's actually a bonus for me. Everywhere's I go, I hear people asking me what i'm going to do to you in our next match. It's quite simple actually. I'm going to make you tap out or i'll make you scream that you quit from the top of your lungs. No matter what submission move I lock on you i'm not letting go because i'll be dead center in the ring with no where's for you to go. To far for you to grab for the ropes. and you'll be too tired from the hell i'm going to unleash on you to try to reverse it so i'll be walking out with MY world championship come the end of the night. Before that though, i'll probably be bashing your head in with any weapon i can get my hands on. I'll bash your brains in with a steel chair. I'll be flying off of ladders and slamming them into you. I'll find my favorite weapon which is a sledge hammer with barb wire wrapped around the head of it and slam it into your chest and forhead. My destiny is soon approaching. The clock is ticking on your reign on the top of the AWO. Wait, actually Scrufster, i've knocked you down off of that. We're on the same playing field right now. We both claim to be world champion. We both say that the title belongs to us. Both some next sunday Scruffy, we're going to both be in the middle of this ring and i'm going to show the world who the better man is. And that is going to be proven to be me my old friend. Cry Wolf is history. Friendships is pushed aside. The only thing that still joins us together is a world title hanging in the balance. Soon that will be over with as well. After sunday night, i'll be the last one standing and you'll be left to remember what once was. What once was a great champion but let his ego tear him apart from the bottom of the foundation of his very being turning him into the shell of a man he once was. You'll be left to pick up the pieces and wonder what went wrong.
~Ice Rock looks at the entrace way and smiles invisioning the future.~
Ice Rock: I can see it now. A wrestler that's bound to be world champion against you Scruffy Dog. A man who used to be great but let his world shatter piece by piece until it was too late. Once the bell rings it'll be shown that I was and always will be the dominant one of the two of us.
~Ice Rock scratches his chin for a moment before he speaks again.~
Ice Rock: Everyone knows my favorite thing to talk about is wrestling politics, i'm going to talk about my second favorite thing to talk about these days to show the difference between the two of us. That's American politics. You might not know much about it but i'll make it simple for you. I look at you and if you were a politician, you would be a guy named George Bush. We know him well because he's the president of America as we speak. He is all about power and keeping america the way it is today. It's not bad but it's also not great. Then you look at me. I would compare myself to a guy named Barack Obama. He's all about the future. He's all about bringing great change to america. Great things can come from this great man if only he's given a chance. How does this compare to me and you? It's quite simple actually. You are the present. You are what the AWO looks at as their leader in war. You were through many great wars with the AWO and nobody can take that away from you. But it's time for you to step aside and let the future shine. That's where I come in. I'm all about change and making this federation a better place. I invision great things for the federation. I want to bring this federation back on an active schedule and bring it back to the top of the wrestling industry. A few people have been on top of the AWO as champion but it hasn't helped the federation any. But when i win and become sole champion of the AWO, I can see great things happening. You'll have media attention and when there's media attention more and more people start to take notice and things change. The AWO becomes popular once again and BOOM! We're back on top of the wrestling industry. And now to address what these media hounds have been after tonight...
~Ice Rock looks down at the Paparazzi shaking his head then smirks.~
Ice Rock: I'm not going to lie like a certain former president of the United States, one I actually respected. But here it goes...I did have sexual relations with them two women. Several times in the past few weeks. I did take them many positions....at several times in the past few weeks. And if one or both of them end up pregnant, it was probably not me because i doubled up on EVERY occasion I was with them. Now if you don't mind you media hounds, i've got shit to take care of.
~"Welcome To Detroit" blares through the sound system as Ice Rock leaves the ring wtih the Paparazzi follows him to the back through the curtain.~
